The Greatest Gathering

When I was a lad, I had a dream. The thing I wanted most. Not for fame or fortune, or even for world peace or anything like that. Not even for a kind word from that girl in class that I seem to remember that I quite liked at the time, and whose name would probably come back to me if I gave it a minute. No. What I wanted most was the ultimate railway exhibition experience.

I think I’d been to Crewe Open Day. It must have been about 1990. And my mind was blown by the number of trains that were concentrated in one location. But it wasn’t everything, my mind wasn’t quite blown enough, and I imagined how it would have been better had I curated the event myself.

What I wanted, was everything, in one place. More trains that you could ever possibly hope to ever see and appreciate in one day. Trains from across time and space. Trains from history, and trains from the other side of country. This weekend (1st August to 3rd August) that dream came true.

No. I didn’t curate my own rail event. Someone else curated the ultimate rail exhibition for me. That event, was called the Greatest Gathering, and I took a lot of pictures. Some of which I will share below.

Getting There

We drove to the event the night before and stayed at the Holiday Inn. I’ll have a bit of moan about that at the end – I have notes. The event was already sold out for the Friday and Saturday by the time I’d heard tickets were on sale, so I could only get tickets for the Sunday, so I thought we could make a weekend break of it in sunny Derby.

Transport was organized from the train station using vintage buses. Our Vehicle was a Volvo Plaxton B10m. Its always sobering when a particular make and model of a vehicle becomes considered to be vintage, or a museum piece. These buses were the buses I would catch to work not a quarter of a century ago. Ouch. Still, it was good to relive them.

The Event

There was quite literally too much to see. So I will just dump some of my better photos below and add a bit of commentary here and there.

I feel like I should know what this is, but I don’t. Its a shunter, in intercity colours, but not something I would expect to see in on a real railway. Very cool though. The cab reminded me of an old derelict NCB shunter that was stationed at Hickleton Main Colliery when I was very little.

The inside of a Pendolino. I’m a regular traveller in to Euston on these, but it was interesting to see what they looked like without people standing in the vestibules.

It was interesting to see a class 23 here, what with all them being scrapped 40 years ago. This one is a rebuild. The 37 was open to the public to enter the cab apply power, pull the horn, that sort of thing. Wonderfully noisy.

A few specimens of hybrid power. Electro Diesel locomotives. They run either diesel, or external supply.

There was a ride on a steam train. Always good fun. Unless you get ash or grit in your eyes.

There was a ferris wheel. They say that your tolerance for height diminishes with age. I believe them. I can honestly say I will be very happy if I never go on another ferris wheel. Kids loved it.

Electric Multiple Units

Food was a disappointment. There were loads of food stalls to choose from, but the queues were long too, so we settled for a burger. There was a also a mobile bar, with a healthy queue as you might imagine, but when I was finally served I was told it was zero alcohol drinks only. Turn the other cheek and all that.

The toilet facilities were quite excellent though.

There was a selection of High Speed Trains. With the HST power car (Intercity 125), class 91 from the Intercity 225, a Pendolino class 390, A TMST Class 373 Power Car from the Channel Tunnel services, and a green Deltic for good measure.

The place was full of Class 66s. I see about a thousand of those any time I go near a railway so I wasn’t paying that much attention to them. But I did leave the event somewhat disappointed that I hadn’t seen a class 59. I’d really hoped that I would see a class 59 up close but I left empty handed. I only realised later that there was one there and that I taken a photo of it.

One of the highlights for me was the freight diesel section, mostly in BR blue. This took me right back to my spotting days.

There was plenty of steam to be seen. It was particularly odd to see Fly Scotsman getting so little attention. Here is a locomotive that we drove across dark country lanes to see stop and take water in the Yorkshire dales when she first returned to the mainline. We followed her to York for her first exhibition. We queued for an hour in County Durham to get a tour of the cab and walk through the tender. Yet here she was, alone, visitors walking by like she was a regular dumpster.

Another one of the highlights. Brand New class 99.

The Pacer and Sprinter drew more attention than you might have expected. A blast of pure nostalgia.

Abrupt Closure

With so much left to see, the big hand tolled 4 o’clock and the public address system blarted out that the “even”Greatest Gathering was now closed. Sod off!”

It was a bit of a ‘Release the hounds’ moment. There was so much I hadn’t seen. We didn’t see the model railway or the main stalls. I had managed to pick up a small item but I wanted to see the traders. I wanted to see the model railways. There were exhibits that I knew were in attendance but hadn’t seen. The class 398 Tram-Tram for example. And so many others.

So. Sensing that the security team was about to turn nasty. We obediently made our way to the exit. We did, in the end, find the model railways, but they were packing up and we were rushed through.

Would have been nice to spend a bit of time in this exhibit, looking at the layouts. I’m planning a model railway of my own. I need inspiration.

On the Way Out

Finally, as we were being herded toward the exit, I found one of the sections I knew I’d missed. The electric locomotives. In particular, the unique class 89. I have a couple of stories about the class 89.

On the way out we crossed an imaginary line, a point of no return where, once crossed, there was no re-entry. It was here that we saw an elderly gentleman pleading with security personnel, begging them to let him find the group from which he’d become separated. There is a fine line between crowd control and being a dick. This maybe the umbridge at the lack of a bar speaking, but I saw crowds of football hooligans in the eighties being corralled on to the specials by mounted police treated with more civility than the frail and inoffensive railway enthusiasts at the end of this event.

The Hotel

I’m not one to moan relentlessly, but as we were leaving the hotel on the Monday morning, we were asked about our stay by the receptionist. We said everything was great. She said “Really?” Like she didn’t believe us.

Ok. So the hotel was busy. It was full of mostly trainspotters. I’ve never seen that before. But it was fine. The food was nice enough. I’d had a curry, and though I’ve been spoiled by the curry experiences on offer down on Drummond Street next to Euston Station, it was still an alright curry.

A Chicken Makhani for £16.50 – Marinated chicken breast in a rich curry sauce, served with basmati rice and sourdough Naan. 1080 kcal. I am tempted to look up the recipe for this one. The other food was alright. The kids had pizzas. Cheese Toastie and chips, also not bad.

Woodfire wings for £7.95 – BBQ mesquite-flavoured chicken wings served with a garlic mayo dip. 586 kcal. I’d heard of mesquite from The Simpsons, so was pleased to try these. Its maybe time to investigate buying a smoker.

The breakfast though. An all you can eat buffet, included in the price of the hotel. There was no egg, no sausage, no hash brown. There was one slice of bacon left, which I had with a slice of bread. Bread that, and I hadn’t noticed at the time and only noticed in my photo, had the impression of finger marks. Grim.

There was me thinking the grimmest part was the finger nail clippings on the hotel room carpet. Best not dwell on things of that nature.

All in all. a great time was had by all.

Trains in the Attic

I was probably about ten years of age when my mate’s dad proudly showed off his model railway collection. Both my mate and me were seriously fascinated by trains at the time and on this one occasion while we were playing trains at his house, my mate’s dad asked if we wanted to see his own trains. Naturally we said yes.

It was very much a look don’t touch sort of thing. I was known to be clumsy and my grubby hands spoke for themselves. But anyway. Box after box emerged from attic, and each box contained one locomotive or another in pristine condition. And not just trains, but wagons and carriages too. Station buildings and unbuilt kits of village churches and corner shops. He even had a large collection of minitrix, the road system that went alongside the trains. I was super impressed, and I decided there and then that when I grew up, I too would have an attic full of model trains and railway kits packed away never to be enjoyed.

Well. I am all growed up now, and with very little effort on my part, I achieved the dream. I too have model trains boxed away in the attic. But now that I have this, I’m not sure that its really what I want. Model trains are supposed to be enjoyed, not stored away until some distant descendant sends them to the landfill or job lots it all on Ebay once we’ve left the mortal coil. No. Its high time I had a model railway of my own.

Six years on from that epiphany and I’m still no closer to enjoying my collection of trains. Simple truth is, I don’t know what I’m doing. These things take a lot of planning. You need baseboards and electricals and plans and ideas. I’ve got none of that. All I have is boxes of trains, some of them are mint condition, still in the box. Some of them are massively in need of repair, having belonged to my own father when he was about the age that my youngest son is now. And that’s when it struck me. Before I begin my railway, I will need a fleet of working trains, and a lot of my trains need restoring.

This one for example. It used to sit in the siding on my old teenage model railway. Its one of two carriages that I never saw running properly. Having belonged to my dad, and being heavily played with by the looks of it, it was already in a poor condition when it was passed along to me. But I find the above image mesmerising, there is a sense of scale here that I scarcely believe I took the image myself with an inexpensive smart phone. I could almost step in to it, and climb aboard. It deserves to run again. It demands a restoration.

But what would it take to get something like this running again? The front coupler is knackered and will need replacing with something more modern. There are details broken off from bogies that will need restoring, its supposed to have a third rail contact shoe for picking up electricity from the power rail, I don’t know if the model even had one of those to begin with, but it should have one nonetheless. The buffers are missing. The whole thing is filthy, there is chipped and worn paintwork. By the yellow splashes on the window, I’m guessing that this has been touched up at some point before it came in to my possession, which would explain why it looks nothing like the other examples that I have found of it online.

And this is just the dummy car, the unpowered trailer.

The motorised car is in an even sorrier state. Its missing the motor bogie, and its missing huge chunks of the body. Part of the undercarriage has a hole burned through it, possibly as some sort of repair in the distant past. The roof is distorted, either by age or heat, and its no less filthy than the trailer car. Plus we’re also missing the glazing, and probably the interior detail, if this model ever had that to begin with.

This is going to be quite a project, and have some research to do.

Missed the Train

Friday 24th February. The return trip from the office, now much less frequent thanks to home working, and I somehow managed to miss the train.

I didn’t miss the train from Baker Street, that wound its way, bouncingly, beneath the streets of London, and never failing to induce a Gerry Rafferty ear worm for at least a couple of stops.

I didn’t miss the train from Euston. I arrived there with ample time to join the hundreds of others craning their necks at the departure board, waiting for the platform number to be announced, before their dash to grab a seat. I definitely didn’t miss the chaos of conflicting commuter stampedes, as the passengers for the Birmingham train, the Manchester train, and Glasgow, all tried to pass through each other, as luggage laden ghosts, and failed.

No. I didn’t miss the 18:30 with its charming passengers. Like the guy that chose to sit with me just long enough to munch through a smelly toasted cheese sandwich, a packet of cheese and onion crisps, demolish a bottle of coke, before moving up the train to another seat, leaving me with the discarded wrappers. Or the delightful extended family of Cumbrians that didn’t think to reserve seats together, and didn’t let the separation of seats hinder their conversations. No, I didn’t miss hearing about how bored they were on their trip back to Carlisle, or how much charge each of them had remaining on their phones.

Nor did I miss my onward connection, there was time enough for a beer or two before I boarded the 21:31 to Skipton, with its loud group of drunks heading back to their homes in the Yorkshire Dales.

The train I missed wasn’t taking me home to my beloved family after a hard day’s grind, it was something altogether more elating, brief as it was.

At Lancaster station there is a pub called the Lock and Tithe, and it’s placement so perfectly aligned with my travel arrangements and proclivities that it’s not unreasonable to suspect divine intervention.

I left my train from London and made a bee line to the bar, ordered a pint of Blonde and a packet of crisps, and seated myself outside. The usual hustle had died down and my previous train had departed onward to Glasgow, but I noticed the platform remained busy. People with cameras were in particular abundance.

“She’s just passed Hest Bank” I heard someone say, and I put it all together. A train of interest was on its way. A train that happened to be the Flying Scotsman, a steam locomotive known throughout the world, and one I have taken the time the view across the country.

This was good news of course. I would delight in the passing of any steam engine, rare things as they are, but as excitement grew, and the spectators readied their cameras, I was gripped, irrationally, by FOMO. Fear Of Missing Out. I readied my camera phone and rose from the bench.

She whistled as she approached the station, and I tracked her through my screen, snapping as she went.

Flying Scotsman

That was the best image I captured, and reviewing the blurred JPGs on my phone screen I realised I had squandered something special. In those minutes respite between obnoxious fellow passengers, the universe had conspired to reward me with a brief spectacle of sound and fire and smoke and joy. And I spent that moment looking at the tiny screen on my phone.

I had missed the train.

I will take this lesson for what it is, a reminder that I, and everyone else for that matter, should do their best to live in the now. Now is all there is and where it’s at. There is nothing on the screen that can convey the anticipation of the people on the platform that had gathered for the event, the thrill of the whistle and the clank of pistons. The feel of the warm air on your face and in your hair, displaced by the mass of speeding steel, and the lingering aroma of coal smoke and oil.

The next time fate brings me to such moments, I will be there to live them, and my camera/phone, can stay in my pocket where it belongs.

Midnight Train to Nowhere

Early hours of July 14th. Heard a train on the line outside just as I was about to go to bed.
It would have been crazy not to immediately run outside and film it trundling by in the pitch black.

This is one of the Network Management Trains that are used to monitor the condition of the track. It is filled with cameras and sensors and all sorts of technogubbins. You can even see the red laser light as it passes.

Wonderful stuff.

Research Trip – Liverpool Overhead Railway

I have a story that I have been meaning to write for some time, a few actually, that are set in the old and smokey docklands of Liverpool, and to write these stories with any authority and authenticity, I need to establish an understanding of the period and setting. There is only so much that you can garner from books and archive films, and nothing beats a site visit. That was my excuse at least for dragging my wife and two children all the way to Liverpool to look at a train.

The train in particular that I wanted to see belonged to the Liverpool Overhead Railway, known colloquially as the Docker’s Umbrella. My digging told me that there was a preserved vehicle on Display at the Liverpool Museum, and probably a model railway too. Unfortunately the Model Railway wasn’t there, and I haven’t been able to track down the one that I saw at an exhibition a few years ago, but I’ll keep looking.

The lighting in the museum was really dim, and the spot lights caused a lot of glare and lens flare. J.J. Abrams would like it here.

The view from beneath gives a good feel for what it might have been like to walk beneath the elevated track, and imagine the trains rumbling above our head.

After taking the lift up to the first floor, there is a mock station display and part of the train compartment is accessible to visitors. We went inside and took a seat. I can’t imagine that these trains were this clean when they were in service. The elevated track ran for substantial sections directly above the steam operated dock railway. This would have been a much dirtier journey than we could ever expect today. Smoking would have been permitted too, and the floor was likely to be a grimy black, and littered with cigarette butts and paper wrappers.

The seats, curved slatted wooden benches, were actually quite comfortable, this was a very well built machine. Two thirds of the carriage were inaccessible, but the mannequins in period dress posed behind the glass gave a good impression of what it was like in the fifties.

Around the carriage display, there are information panels, posters and memorabilia. Its a great shame that this railway didn’t survive and would be a great transport solution for Liverpool and tourist attraction in itself. Unfortunately, when the line was closed in the 1950s, the dock was in decline and the private motor car was in ascendance. Railways and tramways were being replaced by buses and the infrastructure being torn down. Even if there was an appetite to save this railway, the decades of steam and acrid smoke from the dock engines on the railway beneath had caused substantial damage to the iron structures and full replacement was never going to be feasible.

This was a great loss to Liverpool, and the country, but like all of the beloved railways of yesteryear, this one lives on in our imagination.

Further Reading

Read more of our train posts on our Wheels of Steel page, and more travel posts here.

The Tunnel

There were some weird goings on in Stanfax Tunnel, inexplicable, spooky, things.  When it comes to railway maintenance and safety, weird things can’t go on being unexplained, and as I was the Electrical Engineer responsible for that patch of track, it was my job to find that explanation.

The electrification on this line was completed and energised in May this year, and within five days of going live I’d received no less than six incident reports from train crew, and all of them involved some sort of electrical fault.

At first glance, this was the depot’s responsibility, and I forwarded each incident report to the Traction Manager in the plainest English that I could politely use. My line was brand new, plain track, copper conduit throughout the tunnel, load tested, bank tested, resistance tested, you name it.  The line was signed off by every expert in the region and cleared just days before the first services used it.  

The trains though, they were 1980’s hand me downs with a fresh lick of purple paint.  If there was a fault to be found, it could only be on the clapped out 319s they were running.  In all fairness, the depot agreed with me, but they insisted that their kit checked out, but as the incidents continued, they reasoned that it must be the hardware in the tunnel itself.

Sometimes the lights would flicker, sometimes the whole tunnel would light up with the electrical blue of twenty five thousand volts arcing across the circuits, and in one instance, a train lost all power and coasted for about one hundred meters in the dark before powering up again.  Either way, it was getting ridiculous, and to allay concerns I requested that the Network Management Train, Doctor Yellow, pass through the affected section of tunnel with a full diagnostic survey.  As expected the line checked out immaculately and again, attention turned back to the ancient 319s, which at that time were the only electric units using the line.  The diesels that operated most of the services were unaffected, which, unfortunately for me, indicated that the problem had to related to the electrics.

Things seemed to settle down though and a few weeks passed without incident; I thought that I had heard the last of the matter.  The problem had been resolved maybe, or that they had just decided to suck it up until the new trains were in service, the first batch was due any day.  Either way, I had enough going on to happily let this one go.

But then I received an angry phone call, all the way from the Director of Electrical Line Safety.  There had been an incident in Stanfax Tunnel, no one hurt, no thanks to me, that much was made clear, and that this was now my number one priority.

Apparently, a class 333, borrowed from the neighbouring Airedale line, had been passing through the tunnel that very morning, the first of its type to do so, when it unexpectedly lost all power.  The emergency brakes applied themselves, and, inexplicably, all of the doors opened, on both sides of the train; at the exact same place as the other reported problems.  Had this happened on a service train, with commuters crammed in and resting against the doors, let’s just say we were bloody lucky.

For safety, all of the electric trains on the route were stopped immediately, and fortunately that was only a handful. Replacement buses were put on for the passengers where necessary, and I paid a visit to the depot where the trains are maintained to begin a thorough investigation before the press inevitably got involved. 

It was good to put a name to a face, and after eight years exchanging emails and conference calls, I finally met Jon Johnson, Traction Manager at Harold’s Heath Maintenance Depot.  To be honest, I was expecting a fight, but a kindlier grounded northern bloke you will not find, and not in the least bit confrontational; he was simply relieved that someone ‘upstairs’ was on the case and that the problem was been taken seriously.

 ‘Stripped it bare I have’ he told me, ‘you name it; I’ve had it off, cleaned it, checked it and had it replaced.  These old things are a bit frayed at the edges I’ll grant you, but I can guarantee it’s absolutely one hundred percent electrically sound’.

He took me past a long line of stabled trains, all out of service while the investigation took place, and in to one of the small meeting rooms that lined the workshops.  Six of the drivers and a few fitters were sat waiting for me with a desk full of diagrams and technical specifications, schematics, print outs, note pads, laptops and tablet devices.  They’d done their homework, and so had I.  I came well prepared to thrash this out and that’s exactly what we did.

I won’t labour the technical details, but we looked at everything and anything.  If it was electrical, and even if it wasn’t, it had been tested, and they had the documents and reports to prove it.  As did I; everything that could go wrong with the power supply I’d checked; every connection was brand new and working properly, the only thing left undone was to take a cab ride in to the tunnel and see the problem for myself, and as all electric trains were suspended from service, we had to make special arrangements.

It took a few phone calls and form filling and faxing, but a return trip through the tunnel was soon authorised at short notice by the Control Centre, and then the discussion turned odd.

Maybe you’ll see the ghost while you’re in there too’. I looked across the table to see one of the drivers grinning mischievously

Not this again lads, we’re all professionals in here, we don’t do ghosts’ Jon’s eyes rolled right round his belief barren head as he tried to nip the discord in the bud, but it was too late, the genie was out of the proverbial worm can

Sommat amiss in that bore if you ask me’ another driver piped up.

No one asked you Ahmed!’ Jon was doing his best, but it was too late.

Aye, keep an eye out for Towelly

Towelly?’ I said; my interest piqued.  I knew I couldn’t officially put the problem down to supernatural interference, fun as that would be. Though I wasn’t naturally prone to flights of fancy, I knew only too well the tricks the mind could play, and how in the dim light of the damp tunnels, the light and draughts could fool you; I had stories of my own to tell, but though I’d never suggest anything but a scientific explanation.

 I cut my own engineering teeth on the London Underground, and for ten years I worked the night shift down there, walking the tracks with nothing but a flash light to work by.  I could be down there for hours by myself, tinkering in some electrical cabinet or other to locate a fault and repair it.

There were breezes that danced across your skin, tickling your hairs, shadows stretched and shrank at the whim of the torchlight, as if elasticated, but the real scare for me wasn’t the loneliness or the dark; you were never really alone.  The best word to describe this fear, in the dark, was scurry, there were rats everywhere.

I’m a rational guy, a logical guy, I can focus on the task in hand, but even I had a crazy story to tell.  Down in the tunnels near Kings Cross, I had been assigned to a conduit in need of replacement.  I was prepping the connectors ready for the new section when I heard a whisper; a distinctly female voice spoke my name.  When you’re on your own, underground, in a deep dark, empty tunnel, and when all of your co-workers are men, you take note of something like that.  I paused; my breath bated, and listened for any repeat. 

The first time I heard it, it was projected, as if a hushed voiced called softly down the tunnel from some small distance, and it echoed gently against the cast iron lining.

My neck hairs stood on end, muscles tensed; I shone the torch about me.  Despite the curvature of the tunnel, anyone that near to me should have been visible, lit up by the halogen rig; but all I saw was the tall shadow of a lone rat scurrying by cast against the tunnel wall.

I waited about a minute in absolute silence before I relaxed; normal breathing resumed, but as I exhaled that long held breath, there was a scrape behind me; a foot on the loose stones, and I froze again, and heard my own name whispered, this time in to my ear. 

A cold rotten breath chilled my face, and an icy hand touched upon my shoulder, it was more than enough to get me running, and I sped down the track wailing like a banshee.

It feels ridiculous now, and I don’t for a minute believe that whatever it was down there that night was supernatural; everyone in the Night Gang was accounted for, so there was no room for a prankster, but that doesn’t mean that there isn’t a physical explanation.  

No matter how ridiculous these guy’s stories may have sounded to me, I know how easy it can be to believe.

Aye’ Another driver said, ‘Towelly

Did you not hear about it last week? Young lass were in the toilet when the lights went out, said she saw someone in the mirror, a man with a towel pulled over his head’…

A man with a towel on his head?’ I tried not to laugh.

Not the first time neither,’ the same man said.

Come off it lads’ Jon said again, ‘that’s enough.  Do you want a reputation for the place?’

We’ll come off it Jon’ said one of the drivers, ‘If you can say you’ve seen nowt either’

Jon blushed, but said nothing.


We took one of the old 319 units for a quick spin through the tunnel, and even at full speed, it was two minutes before we would reach the mid point.

Half a minute’ the driver said, and my heart began to race at the thought of what might happen.  I half hoped nothing would happen and I could put the fault back with the depot, but I also hoped this ghost would show make an appearance.

25, 24, 23, I counted down our approach; adjusted my balance and stared intently at the dark track ahead.  15, 14, 13, my scalp tightened. 3, 2, 1

Right on schedule, the lights flickered before they blacked out completely, and the motors cut out.  The only sound was the train itself, rolling smoothly along the steel rails.  We coasted like that for a few second only, and then the train powered up and we continued as normal.

See?’ The driver said

That shouldn’t happen’ I said. ‘Aren’t the lights powered from the battery?

Yup’

‘There’s something wrong here’ I said

‘That’s what we’ve been saying’

‘I can’t explain it’

‘We’ve been saying that as well’

The depot was right; the problem had to be in the tunnel itself, not the trains.  The trouble now was that I would need to inspect the equipment up close, and that would mean turning off the power, which meant the line would have to close, which meant I would have to return in the middle of the night.

At short notice, I was granted an hour’s tunnel possession that night to carry out my initial inspection, and, on account of the power being off, given one of those old diesel rail buses, and a driver, called Harry. We entered the tunnel a few minutes before 1 am of the Sunday morning.  I had no idea what I was looking for, so aside from a few of my basic tools and a high intensity flash light, I was travelling light.  I’d hoped something obvious would present itself on the spot; everything else we’d tried had drawn a blank. 

At our reduced speed it took about fifteen minutes to reach the affected area.  And during that time, a cold wind seemed to blow through the draughty gaps in the battered old doors.

 About halfway in, and without any warning, Harry brought the train to a screeching halt. I found myself thrown from my seat and against the driver’s console.

Sorry about that’ Harry said, ‘I thought I saw someone on the track’

Those hairs of mine stood on end again, and the driver and I exchanged a worried look.

Gone now‘ he added

What did he look like?’ I said.

Couldn’t really see much‘ he said, ‘just an outline, a figure on the track…’

Harry and I peered out through the window on either side of the cab, and I shone my halogen light about the tunnel.  There was no place in there for anyone to hide from its glare, but we saw no one, and we both returned to our seats.

‘We’re gonna have to report it’ I said, ‘potential trespasser, vandal maybe’

Down here though‘, Harry said, ‘at this time of night?’

I know, unlikely, but…’

Have they nothing better to do?

Do you want to draw up to the affected spot‘ I said, turning our attention back to the immediate task. I pulled out my notes with the exact location ‘let’s get it over with

We are there‘ he said, ‘this is where the reports are coming from

 ‘This exact spot?

To the exact chain’ he said. ‘What do you make of that?

I didn’t want to procrastinate, there were better places to be at 1 am on Sunday morning. So, with a deep breath,  I climbed down from the passenger compartment and on to the track.  This was no different to any other tunnel, and I’d spent enough hours in them over the last thirty years to know.

Admittedly, I had no idea what I was looking for, but I shone my flashlight about the place, looking for anything that might have seemed out of place; everything looked fine.  I walked down the length of the train, inspecting the contact wire as I went.  No sign of damage, and nothing out of place. There was little more that I could do, and I turned back to face the train I arrived on.

At that moment I heard a cough from behind me, a deep dry asthmatic retching, as of someone clutching onto their last breath.  But in the time it took to swing round and shine my light, it had stopped, and except for the driver and me, and the diesel train, with its reassuring engine ticking over, the tunnel was empty.  Harry was stood by the train; I could see him clearly in the bright red glow of the tail lamp.  If Harry had coughed, I could not have heard it over the engine.  It must have been my imagination.

I had seen enough though, there was nothing out of the ordinary, and I walked back toward to train.  The power problem would have to be referred back to the contractors that installed the kit.  There was nothing more I could do.  

On the way back to the train; I noticed a large recess in the tunnel wall that I hadn’t registered before, perhaps a meter deep by three meters long.  This was no surprise, most tunnels had recesses and portals built in to the sides for operational and maintenance reasons, or sometimes for construction purposes.  Usually, they allowed refuge for anyone down on the track while a train passed by, though they were usually smaller than this one, and the tunnel lining looked to have been fitted with sturdy iron brackets, suggesting a wooden structure had been installed here at some point, but removed long ago.

I double checked the recessed area, in case the mystery trespasser was hiding there, but against the sheer brick wall, there simply wasn’t anywhere that someone could hide.  We were most certainly alone down here.

I met with driver by the door.

Are we done?‘ he said.

Definitely‘ I said, ‘let’s get out of here, its fruitless

We climbed the short ladder that took us aboard and closed the door behind us.  It was normal procedure to remove the door release key from the access panel and lock it out of use.  The doors would not open without the key in the turned position, and it would stay in my back pocket now until we got to the depot.

Too right’ Harry said, ‘please tell me that was you coughing

No‘ I said, ‘you heard it too?

‘Yeah, right in my ear

I felt my stomach and knees weaken a little.  ‘What’s the top speed on this thing?’

Not enough‘ Harry replied, and we threw ourselves in to our seats.

Harry nudged the power lever forward, but just before we could move, there was a thud, as if someone banged their fist against the outside of the cab, and the driver eased off the throttle.

It was coming from his side, to the driver’s right, beneath the cab window.

There was another thud, and we both looked over to the back corner. The position had moved.

 ‘Is that?’ I said, ‘someone knocking outside?’

Sounds like it’ and the tapping continued. Harry slid open the glass window and peered out.  A blast of cold air barged in, and the rapping stopped.  ‘There’s no one out there’.

But as soon he sat back in his seat, the banging started again, and now seemed to move backwards toward to the flimsy bus style passenger doors, they shook violently.  Something seemed to be trying to get aboard, and the four leaf folding door offered little protection from anything determined enough to get through.

What are you waiting for?‘ I said, somewhat urgently, ‘step on it!’

To my surprise, Harry stood up and walked to the door. ‘Can’t go anywhere with someone on the track!‘ he said with a gulp, and that flimsy door rattled again with increased urgency as he inched his way toward it.

The flight instinct clutched me by the chest, but the driver was right.  We were professionals; there was someone on the track, and we couldn’t leave until the tunnel was clear, not if we wanted to keep our jobs.

The right thing to do was to keep a cool head and thoroughly check the outside, and I stood up to join him by the door.  The shaking stopped once we were by the door, and there was no sign of any one on the outside.

Somewhat reluctantly now, I took the access key from my back pocket, unlocked the panel, and inserted the turn key and give power to doors.  The open button lit up with a bright green glow, and the train stalled. 

With a stutter and a sputter, the sound of the engine died to nothing, and the lights blinked out.  With my torch still in the cab, we were, but for a small green square of light by the doors, in absolute pitch black darkness. There was a crunching scraping sound on the ballast outside, footsteps.

The doors are still powered…’ Harry said, his voice failing him, as he tailed off and fumbled his way back to the cab.  The engine roared back in to life, the lights flickered back on, and the vibration of the engine reassured me.  We were on our way, the engine screeched as it toiled to meet its maximum speed just as we burst out of the tunnel and in to the Lancashire nightscape.  Orange argon street lamps had never looked so beautiful.

I had no idea how I would write this up, and we exchanged no words until we were approaching Harold’s Heath, where I looked forward to passing this problem on to someone else, but before we arrived I had to ask the driver what he knew of the large recess in the tunnel.

Must have been where the old signal box was‘ he said I could sense an epiphany within him, ‘That must be it; dead centre of the tunnel, constant smoke and steam and soot, they had to wear a wet towel on their face just to breath, must have been hell down there…

There’s no such thing as Ghosts’ I said, ‘especially not ones called Towelly’.


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